Growin up

Growing up my father had 3 important rules.
1. When he ordered food from a restaurant he would order the same item for everyone. There is 5 members of my family. So, for instance he would order 5 hamburgers, 5 fries, and 5 diet cokes. If you complained that you didnt want ketchup or wanted real coke BAMM whole meal would hit the garbage.
2.He taught his boys how to fight. BUT, he also taught us how to manipulate people out of fighting.
3. If there is ever a Zombie attack. The only way to kill Zombie John Stamos is by shooting him in the face.

So weird huh............He sure was strict about that food.

The Fly? or The Goldblum

Does everyone remember the movie "The Fly"? In the movie Jeff Goldblum walks into his transporter, but this fly sneaks in with him. It molds there DNA together to form a 6 foot hideous fly bent on destruction. Did you ever stop to wonder if the fly's DNA changed too. Forming a miniature Goldblum.... also bent on destruction? Isn't that just as hideous.... I wonder if the fly could act?

About Me

See my steely thick goatee? I'm 1/10th Norris..'nough said.
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I've decided to use this space to dispel some of the rumors about me cropping up on the net.
1. The scientists are right the universe was created in the Big Bang. In my own defense the universe is a cheat and it had it coming.
2. I am a supporter of the Iraq war. That being said its important to clarify my original version of "shock and awe" involved the Thundercats.
3. When I was 5 I did invent a flux capacitor, but my Big Wheel was too unstable over 70.
4. According to the myth kryptonite is deadly to Superman. That part is true, but kryptonite is not radioactive pieces of his home planet as once thought. It's actually the nickname of my left fist.
5. The story of Beowulf was actually written by me under it's original title "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."